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At the careers office

“Have you considered the following jobs?”

  • 31. Microbiologist? “I don’t want a small job.”
  • 32. Wrestler? “I could be squeezed out of the sport.”
  • 33. Plumber? “My friends would say that I’m a bit of a drip and wet behind the ears.”
  • 34. Forestry commissioner? “I could never keep on the right track.”
  • 35. Accountant? “I’ve not counted insects before.”
  • 36. Food industry? “Yes I could be a chip off the old block.”
  • 37. Banker? “I’m not a good saver.”
  • 38. Escapologist? “It’s a difficult job to escape from.”
  • 39. Missionary? “Do I look like a secret agent?”
  • 40. Stock-market adviser? “I am not good at making gravy.”
  • 41. Double-glazing salesman? “But I don’t wear glasses.”
  • 42. Fireman? “Too much like hot work for me.”
  • 43. Coalminer? “Its hard to dig a living.”
  • 44. Basketball player? “I was slam-dunked out of the school team.”
  • 45. Telephone salesperson? “I don’t like to annoy people.”

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