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Doctor, Doctor Jokes
1. “Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pack of cards”. “I'll deal with you later”.
2. “Doctor, doctor, I feel like a spoon”. “Sit still and don't stir”.
3. “Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains”, “Pull yourself together man”.
4. “Doctor, doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me”. “Next please!”
5. “Doctor, doctor, I feel like a bell”. “Take these pills, and if they don't help, give me a ring”.
6. “Doctor, doctor, I can't get to sleep”. “Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off”.
7.”Doctor, doctor, I feel like a parrot. Doctor, doctor I feel like a parrot…”.
8. “Doctor, doctor I feel like a sewing machine”. “Don’t tell everyone or they will all try and stitch you up”.
9. “Doctor, doctor I’m addicted to brake fluid”. “Nonsense man, you can stop anytime”.
10. “Doctor, doctor I feel like a pair of trunks”. “Relax man and go for a swim”.
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