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 NI5 48



Quotes, Quips and Questions

  • 1. Failure is not an option. It's bundled with your software.
  • 2. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
  • 3. I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add.
  • 4. I'm so confused. I feel like the centipede that was told to put its best foot forward.
  • 5. Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
  • 6. Hermits have no peer pressure.
  • 7. Do eight out of ten cats really tell us that they prefer a certain brand of cat food?
  • 8. For a while I didn't have a car, I had a helicopter and no place to park it; so I just tied it to a lamp post and left it running.
  • 9. If antibacterial soap falls on the bathroom floor, is it still clean?
  • 10. At work they told me to take a chair, so I did, and then they called me a thief!
  • 11. I couldn't care less about apathy.
  • 12. I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now.
  • 13. What rhymes with purple?

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