World's shortest blues song: "I didn't wake up this morning..."
My mind contains many good ideas, but it is not always easy to squeeze one out.
"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places."
Did you hear about the self help group for compulsive talkers? It's called On & On Anon.
Waiter: "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer: "What other colours do you have?"
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