Life is hard

1. Why does your server cut you off, when you’re just about to send an e-mail?

2. Did you know that builders' quotes belong to the ‘mystical’ realm of life? They are complete fiction.

3. When you cross a one-way road, why do you always look both ways?

4. Why are bad weather reports more likely to be accurate than good weather reports?

5. After going through a car wash it will probably rain.

6. Why is it that traffic cones are everywhere, but where are the workmen?

7. Understand this; in the office don't ask difficult questions after 4 PM on Friday.

8. You know that you always have less money in your bank account than you think you do.

9. The one time you relax is the one time the manager will walk into the office.

10. The special offer in the super market is sold out again.

11. Most things in life are easier to get into, than to get out of.

12. Are all crisp packets only a third full?

13. An out door unheated swimming pool is pointless if you live in Scotland.

14. Do the traffic lights have a grievance against only me?

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