Insist that the caller is your best mate, having a laugh. "Come on Joe, I know itís you mate! Look I know itís you Joe,
how's your girlfriend? You nearly fooled me there for a moment."
If they want to loan you money at a low interest rate; tell them you just been bankrupted, everything was repossessed,
all the credit cards have been cancelled and that they should send the money immediately.
If they try to sell you a health care plan for the family and friends, reply, in a sinister voice, "I don't have any
friends... would you be my best friend?"
Tell the salesperson that you are busy at the moment and ask them if they will give you their home phone number so
that at a more convenient time you will call them back. When the salesperson tells you that it is company policy not
to give out his/her personal number reply by saying, "I guess you don't want anyone pestering you at home, right?"
The salesperson will agree and you reply, "Now you know how I feel!"
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