A Pastor dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in leather jacket,
jeans and is wearing sunglasses, Saint Peter asks the man, "Who are you?" The guy replies, "I'm Elvis Rocket and
I’m a taxi driver. Saint Peter consults his list, smiles and says to the taxi driver, "Take this silken robe and
golden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven."
The Pastor who is next in line declares, "I am Roger Bones, Pastor of Saint Joseph’s for the last 35 years". Saint
Peter consults his list and replies, "Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven".
"Just a minute," says the minister. "That man was a taxi driver and he gets a silken robe and golden staff. How can this be?"
"Up here, we work by results," says Saint Peter. "While you preached, people slept; while he drove, people prayed."