|
You Need Flash. Free Download Here >> >
 |
|
News NI5 Files What's New? Forum Fun Father Illusions Webcam Israel Church Contact NI5 |
If God had voicemail! Imagine praying and hearing the following: Thank you for calling Heaven... For English, press 1 For Spanish, press 2 For all other languages, press "0" Please select one of the following options: Press 1 for requests Press 2 for Thanksgiving Press 3 for complaints Press 4 for all other inquiries. I am sorry; all of our angels and saints are busy helping other sinners right now. However, your prayer is important to us and we will answer it in the order in which it was received. Please stay on the line. If you would like to hear King David sing a Psalm while you are holding, press 4. To find a loved one that has been assigned to Heaven, press 5, then enter his or her social security number followed by the pound hash "#" sign. If you receive a negative response, please hang up and try area code 666. For reservations at Heaven, please enter J-O-H-N, followed by the numbers 3-1-6. If you are calling after hours and need emergency assistance, please contact your local pastor. Next Story |
Interact 
NI5 |
|
'THE JUST SHALL LIVE BY FAITH' Hab. 2:4 |
 |
More from By Faith Iraq Go Cartoons Go Rejected by God Go Christian events Go |
|